Some One-Liner Quitters

i

What William Carlos Williams Did Not Consider For A One-Line Poem

So much depends upon point five to one inch side margins.

ii

Response to an Ex-Boyfriend’s Email, Which Closed With the Statement:
“Please do not write back, I will not open any messages from you.”

Thought you weren’t going to open this. Suckah!!!


iii

The Problem With the News Headline: “World’s Oldest Person Dies”

The world’s oldest person lives.

iv

On a Message On a Mattress I Saw On the Sidewalk

Follow your dreams. (smiley face.)

v

The Only Phrases You Need to Know While Visiting France to Survive and Have a Good Time

Bonjour! Je t’aime. Merci Beaucoup. Au Revoir!

vi

Entr’acte

Art can create a crater: cater & trace. Art can center: react & entreat.

(Bonus Intermission)
Enter tact crate tree. Enact recent trance.

vii

The Complexities of Speaking American

Where’s John? Where’s the john? Where’s your John?
viii

What To Say Loudly To Someone Next to You When You Fart Audibly in Public

Hey, don’t worry. I’ll pretend it was me.

ix

A Little Red Book Is

A man I fess to.